Jamie Foxx Is Not In Batman

Jamie Foxx has reportedly given a big fuck off to the rumors circulating that he would be playing Two-Face in the next Batman movie.

Here are the downsides to this news:

1) We don't get to see Jamie Foxx get burned on the face by acid.
2) We don't get to see Christian Bale kick Jamie Foxx's ass shortly after we watch Jamie Foxx get burned in the face by acid.

I often wish for the day when humankind will have holograms, if only so I can have a hologram of Jamie Foxx getting burned in the face by acid over and over again, right next to my warm, inviting fireplace.