Jared Leto Wants The Precious

In news that will stun and enrage the entire World Of Warcraft gaming community, Elijah Wood was attacked at an awards show recently. Amazingly, it wasn't by an obsessed fanboy wearing hobbit feet and elf ears, but rather by actual crazy person Jared Leto. Check it out:

"The 26-year-old star was attending the MTVU Woodie Awards in November when Leto, who is the lead singer of cult act 30 Seconds To Mars, approached his table. Leto came over, whispered in Wood's ear and walked away, but then turned around, grabbed him by the throat and called him a "f**king a**hole." Wood tells Jane magazine, "He was basically upset at the fact that I said I didn't like his band. He said that initially and walked away. I guess he thought I was laughing at him, but I was more shell-shocked and telling people around me, 'Whoa, I just got told off by Jared Leto for not liking his band.' And that's when he came back and grabbed me." "

Anger over petty criticism seems a little bit silly in regards to motivation for trying to fucking choke someone, so we've got to assume that there was some other force at work here. Something dark, something mysterious, controlling poor Jared Leto. Something with a single, unblinking eye, wreathed by unholy flame. Something always watching, always searching for the one true ring of power.

Or, maybe, Jared Leto is an emo bitch.

Okay, yeah, question answered. Emo bitch, check.