Darren Aronofsky Is Basically A Sissy

Universal has announced its plan to set up their recent acquisition Black Swan as a directing vehicle for total art fag Darren Aronofsky.

"Darren Aronofsky ("The Fountain", "Requiem for a Dream") is attached to direct, and John McLaughlin has begun writing the thriller that looks at the manipulative relationship between a veteran ballet dancer and a rival."

Art fag or no art fag, Aronofsky makes movies that are, at least, interesting to watch. This nonwithstanding, I'll bet about 1,000 dollars that the studio has sent out a few memos this week to plead with him to "...make a goddamn normal movie for once. Haven't you ever seen Click? Just do that!"