Harrison Ford Not As Much Of A Tard As You Think

Despite all evidence to the contrary, it appears, judging by this story, that Harrison Ford is not a total idiot. Seems he turned down the idea of a Han Solo spinoff movie, even after Big Daddy Lucas (as he likes to be called when he's wearing the Daddy Pants) begged him to do it.

"A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "George wanted Harrison to play Indy but cleverly sounded him out about playing Hans Solo instead.

"Harrison was horrified. After that he was delighted to be playing Indy again. He told George he just couldn't face being stuck in a spaceship with Chewbacca again.""

There's no word on exactly what the Solo spinoff would have been, but I'm guessing that it probably would have had one of these titles:
Han Solo's Anal Adventure
Han Solo And The Weiner Galaxy
Han Solo vs. The Cockstar
Han Solo's Balls In A Vice
Han Solo and Chewbacca: Trapped On The Planet Made of Pee Pee's!
Han Solo: A Grower, Not A Shower
Han Solo: Shaved Like A Bitch