Monday, January 8, 2007

Naomi Watts Hates Her Career


It's not enough to enthusiastically allow yourself to be slammed by a giant fuckin' gorilla these days. You've also got to attach yourself to numerous shitty remakes and bad sequels in order to kill a once promising career. This explains recent rumors surrounding the occasionally-hot Naomi Watts.

Watts has is attached to not one, but two shitty ideas for movies. First, there's the planned third Ring sequel. Nothing confirmed, but something tells me there will be a creepy little fuckhead chillin' in a well. Pretty impolite, especially for those out there who get their drinking water from a well.

Secondly, there's the ultimate good idea of remaking The Birds. Yes, because not only is it a fucking movie about fucking crazy birds (we're talking tweet tweet here, people), but it's also redoing a Hitchcock flick. And shit, that went so well before!

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Blogger pattonjr5 said...

you have the right to your opinion, but not to b.s. facts. watts has NEVER been associated w/ring3. she was committed to one sequel, but not the prequel on the beginning of samara BEFORE RACHEL & AIDAN WERE INVOLVED. PERIOD!

as for the birds, there is no commitment. she has not seen a script, & will not commit until she sees a script (unlike mulholland dr, 21g, & king kong--her best films before the painted veil). she also was committed to ring2 when she did the ring (a triumph for her). she rejected the earlier script & director, but she could not do that forever.

if she agrees to do the birds, i am sure it will be a much better performance than tippi's. anyone who would compare the weak tippi at the height of her career in the birds w/the actress in mulholland dr & 21g is an idiot.

January 8, 2007 at 9:47:00 PM GMT  

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