Transformers Trailer Literally Causes Fanboy Erections To Explode

I've had sex before. But the new Transformers trailer at Yahoo Movies has given me such a painfully large permanent fanboy erection that all of womankind will now instinctually avoid me for the rest of my days.

SERIOUSLY.

ROBOTS.

KILLING.

SHIT BLOWING UP.

This is literally every dream I had as a young boy, rolled into one and packaged neatly for my summer viewing pleasure. Slight cool points deduction for featuring the decidedly non-famous Tyrese Gibson (although it looks like he has a better than average chance of getting viciously stomped by a robot), but I reiterate: ROBOTS.