Steven Spielberg Makes Stupid Decisions

Apparently bored with making movies about cool shit, Steven Spielberg says he's going to make some tv shows about fashion and time travel, respectively:

"Steven Spielberg is taking an active role in the development of two television projects set up at Fox reports Variety.

Ed Burns and Christy Turlington are attached to write a drama set in the fashion world. Spielberg came up with the concept for the untitled Burns project after attending New York's fashion week. Storyline revolves around five twenty-somethings with fashion jobs such as photographer, designer, makeup artist and model. Burns and Turlington will exec produce, and Burns to direct if it goes to pilot.

The other is a time travel actioneer from scribe Scott Gemmill which revolves around two young American physicists in WWII who discover a way to pinch time and travel to the future. The pair wind up hopping between 2007 and the 1940s in order to aid the war effort - but in the process begin to upset the space-time continuum."

Hey, that's what we need! More television time for New York's fashion week! It's high time the fatcat American public realized the artistic war being waged in New York by fledging designers just trying to show the world how they can express themsel-

I'm sorry. I just almost swallowed my own tongue out of self-loathing for lying so fucking blatantly. Hey, Steve? Listen, I know you're a smart guy and all, but can we please cut the fucking shit and put the green light on Indiana Jones 4, please? Harrison Ford's going to be dead in about twenty minutes, so let's toss some more snakes at him one last time while we still can, huh?

Time travel tv show? Fashion week? Here's the only way I care about either of those: if there's fucking dinosaurs. Yeah, remember those? The prehistoric lizards that eat human flesh and open doors like a motherfucker? Yeah, we like those.