JJ Abrams Is A Fucking Geek

Here's another reason for me to continue my vendetta against JJ Abrams: chud.com is reporting that he's officially directing a Star Trek movie reboot. Great, JJ, you've given the trekkies hope. Their nunbers were decreasing, JJ. WE HAD ALMOST WON. If you can't figure out why this is a bad thing, well, here.

In case you're wondering, the other reasons for the standing vendetta against JJ Abrams are explained below:

JJ Abrams' Television Career: A Short Review
1) Alias, starring Jennifer Garner. Amount of nudity: 0.
2) Lost, starring Evangeline Lilly. Amount of nudity: 0.

JJ, I hate to have to explain basic laws of successful television to you, but someone has to tell you that boobies>no boobies. How do you screw that up?