Monday, December 4, 2006

The Hills Have Eyes 2: Mutants Still Fuckin' Rule


Firstly - and let me admit this goes right into the category of "things I never actually expected to be able to say" - thank God for Eat My Brains, for showing me a poster that restores my faith in the ability of desert mutants to fucking rule.

Now, I realize The Hills Have Eyes sucked. However, I also realize that, whatever the plot deficiencies may have been, the movie also included the following elements:
1) Mutants
2) Mutant Rape
3) Throat-ripping Dogs
4) Mutants
5) Dude Get Blown-The-Fuck-Away By A Shotgun To The Face
6) MOTHERFUCKING MUTANTS.

And so, in conclusion, this poster and the news of the undoubtedly similarly bloody sequel to come makes a glorious hymn of joy alight my heart. No more crying and listening to My Chemical Romance for this guy! The Hills Have Eyes 2 is coming! YEAH!

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