Thursday, November 30, 2006

The Fantastic Four Drive A Car?


Let's just say, hypothetically, that you can set yourself on fire whenever you want (well, anyone can do that, but let's say you can do it without dying in horrible screaming pain immediately afterwards). Let's also say that, while on fire, you can fucking fly around at a thousand miles an hour and shoot fireballs everywhere.

If you are the Human Torch, are you driving anywhere? Why would you? You could, like, drive to the store, sure, but why would you do that when you could go firebomb an entire continent at your leisure and just fly past the drive-through on your way back?

Answer: You wouldn't, and that's why the Fantastic Four fucking sucks. AGAIN.

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