Digital Bruce Lee Can Still Kick Your Ass

Director Rob Cohen told Latino Review that he's going to make a new Bruce Lee movie featuring an entirely digital rendition of the overwhelmingly dead action star. Cohen wrote:

"The big headline is that I am NOT using clips from the film; I am creating an entirely photo-realistic Bruce Lee with new, advanced digital technlogy. Digital Domain who did "XXX" and "Stealth" with me are on it big time. We are in the vfx development stage.

This will be the first digital actor and I am very excited about the challenge.

We do have the rights to Bruce's films but the lines are all I am going to use. The Lee Family is also involved with me and Dreamworks."

This, of course, brings up all sorts of interesting questions. For instance, when the new Bruce Lee finally appears, do we officially refer to him (it?) as "Matrix Bruce Lee?" Perhaps "Zombie Bruce Lee?" An amalgation? "Zombie Matrix Bruce Lee 2k6?" And furthermore, who wins in a fight between Zombie Matrix Bruce Lee 2k6 and God? What if Jesus runs in, mid-match, with a steel chair?

WHAT IF THE NEW BRUCE LEE IS IMPERVIOUS TO CHAIR SHOTS FROM THE SON OF GOD?