Rupert Murdoch Doesn't Seem To Realize Russell Crowe Will Annihilate Him

Imdb reported yesterday on Rupert Murdoch, the chairman of News Corp and a dude with enough money that he should be collecting royalties every time someone says, "Rich Fuckhead," foolishly ridiculing Russell Crowe's new movie:

"News Corp Chairman Rupert Murdoch has called A Good Year, 20th Century Fox's newest release starring Russell Crowe, "a flop" and has forecast that it will result in a $20-million loss for the studio. "

Rupert, Rupert, Rupert. You would think someone with the name Rupert would learn from years of grade school beatings not to publicly mess with the crazy person. The crazy person has been glowering in the corner for six hours, Rupert, and he's been sharpening a fucking pencil with a massive army knife he keeps in his trench coat. Now, do you waddle over enthusiastically, smack him on the back of the head, and start recounting in detail a sexual encounter you've had with his mother?

NO! YOU WALK THE FUCK AWAY!

But now you went and criticized his art, and, well, I hate to be the one to tell you this, Rupert, but it's totally legal to murder someone in Australia.

They can speak to the Crocodiles, too.