Fantastic Four Sequel Coming; World Weeps Softly In Agony

It's silly to believe in Satan, but one finds it harder and harder not to buy into the Prince of Darkness when ANOTHER movie is being made that does not - I repeat, does NOT - feature Jessica Alba naked.

Why are we paying for this? I can't speak for the public, but I know I'D much rather see Ms. Alba being mercilessly slammed by the Thing for an hour and a half. And we can call it "Schindler's List 2: The Revenge," you know, to secure the Oscar vote.