i swallowed all the urine

i swallowed all the poop

I farted on my own brains

I like movies!

Eli Roth Rachets Up The Vagina Stabbing

Eli Roth has contributed a fake trailer to the Tarantino/Rodriguez awesomefest Grindhouse. Roth's entry, which will be shown between the two longer films along with trailers by Rob Zombie and Edgar Wright, is called Thanksgiving. It's about people getting fucked up, and that's all that you need to know.