Eli Roth Rachets Up The Vagina Stabbing

Eli Roth has contributed a fake trailer to the Tarantino/Rodriguez awesomefest Grindhouse. Roth's entry, which will be shown between the two longer films along with trailers by Rob Zombie and Edgar Wright, is called Thanksgiving. It's about people getting fucked up, and that's all that you need to know.

Hostel 2....no seriously, that's alright. I'm set.

Thanks, Eli, I seriously appreciate the thought and all, but I think I'm going to go ahead and eat next week instead. I'll totally take a raincheck on the hour and a half of defenseless little girls being mutilated, though. Get back to me next weekend, broseph.