Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet Hoping For A Better Second Date

We've all had awkward first dates before. Stilted conversation, uncomfortable moments, pending rape charges - you know the routine. But usually, one can go ahead and be certain that you're not seeing each other again if your first date results in a massive ocean liner sinking and thousands of people meeting their doom in frigid arctic waters.

It kind of qualifies as a "bummer."

That's why it's so suprising to see Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio teaming up in a movie again. Ladies and gentlemen, TITANIC 2!
Just kidding. The movie's actually Revolutionary Road, an adaptation of a very critically acclaimed novel with lots of things that my literature professors tell me are important: story, words, characters, and syllables. Syllables are the most vital part of any literary masterpiece, you know. R.L. Stine books? Billions of fucking syllables, dude.