Hey, thanks Viacom! You're made of fucking dicks!

Ever notice how you can't find your favorite clip of Dave Chappelle screaming about Rick James and bitches and such anymore on youtube? Yeah, well thank Viacom, the company that owns a bunch of shit and doesn't want you to have it unless it's through their cheap knock-off web site.

"Viacom, which ordered that all of the clips from its cable networks be pulled off YouTube two weeks ago, will allow them to return to a new video website, Joost, the Wall Street Journal reported today, saying that the deal is likely to be announced today (Tuesday). Under it, Viacom has agreed to license hundreds of hours of programming from MTV, Comedy Central, Nickelodeon, BET, Spike, and its other cable networks as well as movies made by Viacom-owned Paramount Pictures."

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but I'm pretty sure that Google owns Youtube. And I'm also pretty sure that with the combined teen and college student appeal that Google and Youtube attract, they could - in a single day, mind you - raise a vicious, merciless army of darkness to march upon Viacom headquarters to take back their Rick James Bitch with axes, flaming torches, and motherfucking catapults.

I'm not saying we should do it, but it could happen, Viacom. Don't fuck with Google, dude.