New Harry Potter Poster Is Freakish

Dark Horizons has a brand new poster of what appears to be the villain in the latest Harry Potter movie, and holy shit, it's freakish.

Now normally, I'd usually take a nice, long, testicle squeezing over even thinking about Harry Potter for any extended period of time, but let's stop and consider something for a second. Let's just say, hypothetically, that you're an evil wizard God. As an evil wizard God, you've got powers beyond comprehension, you've got cronies doing your bidding, and odds are you've got a bitchin' cape and a big magic stick to wave around and fuck people up with.

You've got all of these resources at your disposal, and yet, you still can't find the time to cut your fucking fingernails? Seriously, there's a reason you're not getting a date to the prom, evil wizard God from Harry Potter, and it's because your hygenic habits blows.

And you probably listen to AFI.