Tyler Perry Makes More Movies; World Confirms God Is Dead

In news that likely made bibles everywhere start bursting into flames as God's heart imploded, Dark Horizons is reporting that Lionsgate has picked up the rights to the next two films by "Madea's Family Reunion" creator Tyler Perry.

I'm going to go ahead and advise you to stay home from work for the next few days, everyone. Because once the world hears that there's going to be more movies made by Tyler Perry, well, rivers of blood are probably going to run through the streets, and that makes your morning commute a whole lot less pleasant.