Lindsay Lohan As...An Annoying Bitch

Annoying bitch Lindsay Lohan is supposedly set to play older annoying bitch Stevie Nicks, so says IMDB:

"The Mean Girls star will act and sing in the movie, which will focus on the Fleetwood Mac star's wild years in the late 1970s and early 1980s. An industry insider tells American publication Life & Style, 'She feels like she's found a dream role in a story about Stevie Nicks at the height of Fleetwood Mac's fame. Lindsay loves the music of that era, and people have told her she has the same distinctive gravelly voice as Stevie's.'"

Thank you, world. Because the only thing I need more than Fleetwood Mac music in my life is shitty covers of Fleetwood Mac music, as performed by the "gravelly-voiced" Lindsay Lohan. It's easy to be gravelly-voiced when your vocal chords are caked with roadie semen, you know.