Bruce Willis Is Metal
There's a new picture of Bruce Willis on the set of the upcoming Live Free Or Die Hard over at Latino Review, and despite being obviously 76 years old, Bruce still looks like he's ready to kick ass.
Some have suggested that Bruce is calling for a timeout in the picture, presumably because he's too old to even be carbon-dated at this point, let alone film a physically demanding action movie.
That's incorrect.
What Bruce is actually doing is triumphantly signaling the letter "T" to surrounding crew members. What does T stand for? T, my friends, stands for Terrorists. As in the people whose blood Bruce Willis is bathing in and must consume daily to keep his super-strength and laser vision.
Labels: Bruce Willis, Die Hard, Sequels
posted by KS at
6:12 PM
1 Comments:
Why is "comment moderation" on? Fag.
Anyway, you've misinterpreted the photograph. Bruce is the star quarterback for the Anaheim Asthmatics in the Geriatric Football League. He needs a time-out because his running back, Harrison Ford, dropped his cane and is too blind to find it himself.
The GFL is famous for playing in the middle of the street without pads.
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