JJ Abrams Is A Fucking Geek

Here's another reason for me to continue my vendetta against JJ Abrams: chud.com is reporting that he's officially directing a Star Trek movie reboot. Great, JJ, you've given the trekkies hope. Their nunbers were decreasing, JJ. WE HAD ALMOST WON. If you can't figure out why this is a bad thing, well, here.

In case you're wondering, the other reasons for the standing vendetta against JJ Abrams are explained below:

JJ Abrams' Television Career: A Short Review
1) Alias, starring Jennifer Garner. Amount of nudity: 0.
2) Lost, starring Evangeline Lilly. Amount of nudity: 0.

JJ, I hate to have to explain basic laws of successful television to you, but someone has to tell you that boobies>no boobies. How do you screw that up?

Anne Hatheway Is Agent 99

Dark Horizons is reporting that Anne Hathaway is pretty much on board to play Agent 99 alongside Steve Carell in the new version of "Get Smart" scheduled to hit theaters next year.

I'd be more excited about this if I had any idea who the Hell Anne Hathaway is. A quick google image search reveals mostly various shots of her nipple slips and anytime she's shown her breasts in movies, so hey, that's promising. Maybe they can throw Sharon Stone in, too, just to guarantee the proprietors of celebrityboobyland.com a little more work.

Coming this Summer! "Get Smart 2: Bouncing Boobie Hour!"