Presence of Underdog Movie Triples American Suicide Rate

Ain't It Cool News has officially ruined the next month or so of my life by revealing a poster for the upcoming Underdog movie.

So.

There is an Underdog movie actually being released.

It features James Belushi in a starring role.

I'm going to allow that to set in for a second.

The only way this could possibly be tolerable is if the movie screen bursts into righteous, holy, all-consuming flame moments before the premiere of the film begins. If, perhaps, we can rig the Hollywood premiere's screen to shoot fireballs into the audience and strike down - depending on how strong his black magic is, according to the phase of the moon at the time - James Belushi before he can speak, our society may yet endure.

UNDERDOG?!? SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK?