The Silver Surfer Is Wicked Emo

USA Today has the first picture up of the Silver Surfer from the upcoming Fantastic Four sequel.

Judging from the picture, I'd say that the movie hinges around the conflict that arises when members of the Fantastic Four steal the Silver Surfer's favorite My Chemical Romance album and keep him from painting his nails black like usual. Also, band practice for his Staind tribute band, I Hate You Dad, got canceled because of the whole deal. And he's a cutter.