A "Tingler" That Won't Get You Arrested

Latino Review is reporting that there's a remake coming of the 1959 douchebagfest, The Tingler. As you can probably tell from the poster, it was a seminal work in the field of horror movies and certainly wasn't campy enough to make you swallow your tongue. No, definitely not. Here's the rundown:

"According to The Hollywood Reporter, Columbia Pictures has tapped Patrick Melton and Marcus Dunstan to pen a Page One rewrite of its horror remake "The Tingler." Neal Moritz is producing through his Sony-based Original Film shingle. Based on the 1959 Vincent Price classic, the film centers on a scientist, who in the search for a medical cure for fear, unleashes the Tingler, an entity that kills its victims with fear."

Right. Killing victims with fear is almost the first thing I thought of when I heard "tingler." I don't mean to be unnecessarily perverted, but I'm pretty sure that "the tingler" is an obscure sexual technique that, amongst other things, requires three fingers in your partner's anus and a waiting, lubed Bengal Tiger.

TINGLER!