People Keep Going To Motherfuckin' Egypt

At some point, you'd think that even a person with no eyes and no brain would make the connection that Going To Egypt and Messing with Shit = Hurty by the Bad Undead Monster Mummy. Apparently not, because director Rob Cohen is in talks to take the helm for yet another sequel to The Mummy in which Brendan Fraser, astoundingly, WILL NOT DIE.

Everything human in my soul is screaming for me to undertake a holy mission of vengence against Universal for thinking of doing this, but hey, it makes a whole lot more sense for them to keep the Mummy series going than to finance a Halo adaptation.

OH WAIT NO IT FUCKING DOESN'T.