Evan Rachel Wood Has Super Taste

Evan Rachel Wood starred as the prototypical girl you immediately regret sleeping with in Thirteen. You know. The one who, the next day, has completely redecorated both her room and her body with calligraphy renditions of your name. That kind of crazy.

Now it seems that simply taking more cock than a rooster convention is not enough for Evan. She needs a solid, reliable man. She needs someone that she can count on through the various storms that every young, up-and-coming actress must weather. Clearly, she needs a good guy.







Um.

Yeah, she's dating Marilyn Manson. Because that makes sense. In any case, why do I suddenly find myself feeling both gleefully anticipatory over Evan Rachel Wood turning into a vampire queen and, well, disappointed in her choice? I'm sure there are people out there who need a date who aren't both washed-up musicians and not completely dependent upon heroin and the blood of Christian infants to survive. Why him, Evan? IT'S TOO LATE TO REBEL, YOU IDIOT!