The Coolest Thing That Has Ever Happened In The World

I don't often gush in an overly positive way about movies. There happens to be a lot of shit out there to be depressed about, so sometimes it's hard to make yourself look on the bright side. Sometimes I just need a big, strong, sweaty man to hold me.

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All that aside, there is yet a shining beacon of hope for the world of cinema. And here it fucking is.

Yes, that's right. This is a movie about killer sheep. Go ahead, give yourself a few minutes to try and fathom how awesome that is. You know what? Watch the trailer, and then go get yourself a cup of tea, and sit on the swing in the park for the rest of the day.

Feed the ducks quietly, read a book. Enjoy your tasty, warm beverage. And every now and again, pause and smile knowingly to yourself and think about people getting fucking tooled on by vicious hordes of zombie death sheep. Try not to laugh so hard that you piss yourself and alarm passing pedestrians.