Surfers Chicks Are Way Tougher Than Your Bitch Ass

Hey, guess who's tougher than Rocky and Rambo and Vin Diesel combined? This fucking chick. She's a surfer named Bethany Hamilton, and her fucking arm got bitten off by a tiger shark three years ago, but she still competitively surfs. And now she's getting a movie made about her.

"16-year-old Hawaiian surf star Bethany Hamilton ordeal is the subject of an upcoming Hollywood feature film which will carry the same title as her book, "Soul Surfer".

Three years ago a tiger shark severed her left arm. That didn't stop her though and she is now blitzing the professional surf scene."

This is the sort of thing that really doesn't require a joke; the girl has one goddamn arm. I don't need to make fun of her. The bitch can't clap! I will say I'm enthusiastically awaiting the sequel to this flick, in which the fictional Bethany Hamilton will have to overcome having her spine ripped out by a pack of wolves. Inspirational!