Pam From The Office Is Not Always Pam From The Office

Jenna Fischer is, shockingly, a real person. In the mind's eye of me and every other dude in the world with glasses and more than a little time to devote to writing erotic fanfic (Dwight and Stanley, anyone? Mmmmm.....), it's hard to imagine her as, well, not Pam. But fuck, that girl done some shit:

"Jenna Fischer will star alongside John C. Reilly in the Jake Kasdan-directed comedy "Walk Hard" for Sony Pictures.

Fischer plays Darlene, a June Carter Cash-like love interest for fictional troubled music legend Dewey Cox (Reilly). Fischer also will sing indicates trade paper Variety.

Shooting will take place shortly using Judd Apatow and Kasdan's script. Fischer will film her role during the hiatus of production on "The Office.""

Yeah, great, whatever. She's a real actress, I suppose, so go ahead. I have to look at this as a win-win, I think. Jenna Fischer gets to diversify and expand her career beyond the realm of being typecast, and, well, I get to devote myself fully to beating off to Jasmine from Aladdin.

THANK GOD WE HAVE THIS CLEARED UP.