Batman Doesn't Give A Shit About Katie Holmes

Listen. Batman is a superhero. He's got a cape. He's got a utility belt, for christ's sake. He's got a massive, constantly engorged cock that hungers for nothing more than new poon and sweet, sweet justice. You think he gives a flying hellfuck about a little Dawson's Creek castoff like Katie Holmes? Check out Dark Knight casting news:

"NO KATIE HOLMES. Her character of Rachel Dawes IS in the film, but the filmmakers are now actively searching for a replacement to take on the part. Whether it was Holmes or the filmmaker's decision not to have her reprise her role is uncertain for now.

NO PENGUIN. The shooting draft of the script will not involve either The Penguin or his other moniker Oswald Cobblepot. For months the Penguin, in the form of a European arms dealer, has long been talked about as having a small role.

Finally - Harvey Dent is in the film but still no word on casting. At last word Jamie Foxx and Ed Norton are the latest names the filmmakers are said to be interested in for roles."

Listen, great, Katie Holmes has effectively taken a bat-missile to her boring little face, and she's moaning in pain on her way to the proverbial emergency room. Let me just say this: if Jamie Foxx shows up in the new Batman movie, you might as well just take to sea. Start a new life on a dinghy, or a deep-sea oil platform.

Because I will set the world on fire if motherfucking Jamie Foxx (The star of Booty Call, mind you) is in a Batman movie.