Two Face Has A Butt Chin

The actors of the world who were actually born with half their face horribly disfigured by acid will have to wait longer for their day in the sun. Aaron Eckhart is Two Face. Suck on it, halfies.


Awww, poor Halfie.

The Dark Knight, the upcoming Batman sequel, now has most of its headlining cast set. The only negative news to come out of this development is that the upcoming filming of the movie will have to pay extensive zoning restriction fines to accommodate Aaron Eckhart's massive fucking head.

Maggie Gyllenhaal = Katie Holmes x 30

Lots more than just chiclets and cheap workers coming out of Latino Review these days. Turns out those deceptively intelligent little bastards have uncovered some news about something that will stop you - momentarily - from pouring gasoline up and down the aisles of your favorite theatre. Turns out Maggie Gyllenhaal is replacing Katie Holmes in the new Batman movie, The Dark Knight.

Follow the link to the article, and join me and the rest of the male community in gawking in joyous wonder at the leading picture on this post, and whispering happily, "Thank you, Lord Jesus Christ. You have shown me the way; and the way is sizeable boobies and Batman."